{"provider_url": "http://www.huffingtonpost.com", "description": "8 People Who Don't Deserve A New iPhone", "embeds": [], "safe": true, "provider_display": "www.huffingtonpost.com", "related": [], "favicon_url": "http://www.huffingtonpost.com/static-assets/cambria/app/favicon-new.ico", "authors": [], "images": [{"caption": null, "url": "https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/default-entry.jpg?ops=1200_630", "height": 630, "width": 1200, "colors": [{"color": [38, 123, 111], "weight": 0.930419921875}, {"color": [244, 251, 251], "weight": 0.069580078125}], "entropy": 0.510219851398, "size": 20637}, {"caption": null, "url": "https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1385664/thumbs/o-DONT-DESERVE-NEW-IPHONE-570.jpg?1", "height": 684, "width": 570, "colors": [{"color": [245, 249, 250], "weight": 0.931640625}, {"color": [155, 149, 154], "weight": 0.0185546875}, {"color": [242, 15, 14], "weight": 0.01806640625}, {"color": [104, 109, 114], "weight": 0.01220703125}, {"color": [14, 16, 19], "weight": 0.011474609375}], "entropy": 1.3906494219878847, "size": 36297}, {"caption": null, "url": "https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1385674/thumbs/n-DONT-DESERVE-NEW-IPHONE-large570.jpg?6", "height": 238, "width": 570, "colors": [{"color": [245, 249, 250], "weight": 0.8662109375}, {"color": [196, 201, 206], "weight": 0.10546875}, {"color": [79, 79, 79], "weight": 0.015625}, {"color": [128, 132, 135], "weight": 0.0126953125}], "entropy": 1.7264035470797494, "size": 15479}, {"caption": null, "url": "https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1385754/thumbs/o-DONT-DESERVE-NEW-IPHONE-570.jpg?1", "height": 567, "width": 570, "colors": [{"color": [227, 235, 210], "weight": 0.77685546875}, {"color": [0, 37, 111], "weight": 0.108154296875}, {"color": [7, 9, 23], "weight": 0.073974609375}, {"color": [46, 70, 115], "weight": 0.02294921875}, {"color": [88, 100, 109], "weight": 0.01806640625}], "entropy": 4.447144774190671, "size": 43378}, {"caption": null, "url": "https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1385687/thumbs/o-DONT-DESERVE-NEW-IPHONE-570.jpg?2", "height": 173, "width": 570, "colors": [{"color": [240, 244, 247], "weight": 0.882080078125}, {"color": [0, 21, 235], "weight": 0.055908203125}, {"color": [209, 46, 43], "weight": 0.02880859375}, {"color": [112, 118, 124], "weight": 0.023193359375}, {"color": [6, 14, 18], "weight": 0.007568359375}], "entropy": 3.0053428468529337, "size": 16609}], "cache_age": 86400, "language": "en", "app_links": [{"url": "huffpostnews:///?editionID=us&entryID=us_5bb36a88e4b0fa920b9833dc", "type": "ios", "namespace": "ai", "app_store_id": "306621789", "app_name": "HuffPost"}], "original_url": "http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/02/dont-deserve-new-iphone_n_4031428.html", "url": "http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/02/dont-deserve-new-iphone_n_4031428.html", "media": {}, "title": "8 People Who Don't Deserve A New iPhone", "offset": -14400000, "lead": null, "content": "<div>\n<section><div>\n<p>The new <a href=\"https://www.huffpost.com/entry/iphone-5s-reviews_n_3947307\">iPhone 5S is pretty awesome</a>. Anyone who wants to buy it and show it off should do so... unless they're one of these people. These people are the worst.</p>\n</div>\n<div><img src=\"https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1385664/thumbs/o-DONT-DESERVE-NEW-IPHONE-570.jpg?1\"> </div>\n<div><img src=\"https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1385674/thumbs/n-DONT-DESERVE-NEW-IPHONE-large570.jpg?6\"> </div>\n<div><img src=\"https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1385687/thumbs/o-DONT-DESERVE-NEW-IPHONE-570.jpg?2\"> </div>\n<div>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\"<a href=\"https://twitter.com/MeganRose9081\">@MeganRose9081</a>: Wow. So now I have to wait another month to get my gold iPhone 5s &#128557; <a href=\"https://twitter.com/search?q=%23iwantitnow&amp;src=hash\">#iwantitnow</a>\" same here im crying</p>\n<p>- Iris Kim (@iriskimmm) <a href=\"https://twitter.com/iriskimmm/statuses/381231890264772608\">September 21, 2013</a></p>\n</blockquote>\n</div>\n<div>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I can't believe T-mobile have sold out of iPhone 5S I feel like crying going to have to wait like a week or something &#128557;</p>- marissa brown (@marissabrown123) \n<a href=\"https://twitter.com/marissabrown123/status/381454854792945664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 21, 2013</a>\n</blockquote> \n</div>\n<div>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I have to wait till the end of October to get my iPhone 5s bc the apple shop have sold out. I want to cry.</p>\n<p>- &#9825; emily &#9825; (@harrywhora) <a href=\"https://twitter.com/harrywhora/statuses/381838790975037441\">September 22, 2013</a></p>\n</blockquote>\n</div>\n<div><img src=\"https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1385754/thumbs/o-DONT-DESERVE-NEW-IPHONE-570.jpg?1\"> </div>\n<div>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I wish my parents would just buy me the gold iPhone instead of me having to wait like 100 hours for this iOS 7 to download &#128553; <a href=\"https://twitter.com/hashtag/ughlife?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#ughlife</a></p>- megan (@_meganmiles_) \n<a href=\"https://twitter.com/_meganmiles_/status/380539037410283521?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 19, 2013</a>\n</blockquote> \n</div>\n<div>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I wonder if my parents would buy me an iphone 5s if I \"accidentally\" broke my blackberry <a href=\"https://twitter.com/search?q=%23hmm&amp;src=hash\">#hmm</a></p>\n<p>- breannaaa &#10052; (@breannabachman) <a href=\"https://twitter.com/breannabachman/statuses/384496195030093825\">September 30, 2013</a></p>\n</blockquote>\n</div>\n<div>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The only flaw of the new iPhone: you can't use it to take a picture of your new iPhone.</p>- Idoroenyin Usoro (@mr_usoro) \n<a href=\"https://twitter.com/mr_usoro/status/383728725239795712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 27, 2013</a>\n</blockquote> \n</div>\n<div>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://twitter.com/SL_Jaycee\">@SL_Jaycee</a> I'm trying to figure out how to take a picture of my new iPhone 5s with my new iPhone 5s? Clearly, Apple can't do everything :)</p>\n<p>- sl_kami (@2BKAMI) <a href=\"https://twitter.com/2BKAMI/statuses/383058612471361536\">September 26, 2013</a></p>\n</blockquote>\n</div>\n<div>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I want to take a picture of my new iPhone, but I can't, because it's my only camera <a href=\"https://twitter.com/search?q=%23FirstWorldProblems&amp;src=hash\">#FirstWorldProblems</a></p>\n<p>- Sarah Michael (@sarahmikeyy) <a href=\"https://twitter.com/sarahmikeyy/statuses/382603661378985985\">September 24, 2013</a></p>\n</blockquote>\n</div>\n</section><section><a href=\"https://www.huffpost.com/topic/technology\">technology</a><a href=\"https://www.huffpost.com/topic/first-world-problems\">first world problems</a><a href=\"https://www.huffpost.com/life/topic/iphone\">new iphone</a><a href=\"https://www.huffpost.com/life/topic/iphone\">iphone-5s</a></section> </div>", "entities": [], "favicon_colors": [{"color": [26, 112, 99], "weight": 0.774658203125}, {"color": [247, 250, 249], "weight": 0.225341796875}], "keywords": [{"score": 0, "name": "technology"}, {"score": 0, "name": "first world problems"}, {"score": 0, "name": "new iphone"}, {"score": 0, "name": "iphone-5s"}], "published": 1380744603000, "provider_name": "HuffPost", "type": "html"}